The Gift of Balloon ScythesPosted: June 27, 2016
Things that I originally thought this windmill device in Porter Square might be for:
- Generating wind power, because, I mean, look at it, and also, why the hell not;
- Slowly boring a path for the Red Line to dive deep into the bowels of the Earth and finally be free;
- CO2 capture and sequestration of same down in unused MBTA tunnels, where mutant rats synthesize their own carbon-fiber teeth and dream of dominion over the tyrant apes;
- The Cambridge city council uses it to interpret signs and instructions from the eternally furious yet oddly impotent Deific Boston Wind Creature (DBWC);
- There’s a really lame Bond villain living underneath that thing;
- It’s part of a megastructure created by technologically advanced Native Americans long before Europeans arrived in the Hub and the government is now desperately trying to cover it up;
- It’s a bio-synthetic growth experiment originally planted as a seedling by MIT undergrads.
However, it is art. At least, until the Not Art guy buys a ladder.
P.S. There’s a “Not Art” on a trash can in Salem. Is that you, Not Art guy? Did you move? Did you visit? Dude, you rock. You rock my socks. Please autograph my MacBook.